to the dentist today. you're jealous. admit it. next time i can warn you in advance so you can make room in your schedule to come with me. this means i will spend 10 minutes brushing my teeth, and even longer carefully flossing them. i never floss (shh. i know, i know, i should) but i somehow always think that if i floss like mad the day of my dentist appointment it will somehow hide the fact that i am sometimes lazy about brushing my teeth at night (never in the morning! never lazy, that is. always remember) and the dentist will never know. what am i thinking? this guy stares into, what, 15 mouths a day? 300+ days a year? and i am going to fool him into thinking i am the model dental patient?