outta the house. gotta get outta the house. had a sack full of old clothes. went to buffalo exchange . they bought $110 worth (!) which meant i got 50% as a trade value (money to use in the store), or 35% cash. $55 to spend? sure. found this sweet ringer t with a scooby doo mystery machine graphic. unfortunately, too small. but got a baseball tee, with the number 13 on it, and a checkerd shirt. and a sparkly toe ring. and some cash, too. good deal. though i look at people thinking 'do you feel as zombiefied as i do?'

refanageled all my travel plans. in order for dan to go to vegas (bachelor party) & a business trip and jonathon on a vaction. was supposed to fly into jfk saturday night, now it is teusday night. (i always give in to help. why, alissa, why?) probably a smart choice, though, given the new FAA regulations. due to the halt in air travel, jetblue is not charging at all for all ticket changes through october 1st. nice. tweaked all my plans and will end up driving from rochester to saratoga to allentown, pennsylvania. thank you, unlimited rental car miles. just hopin' i get a cd player.

did you know if you chew on a saltine 100 times or so it tastes sweet? from the sunday comics, jax & beakman. i read all the comics except mary worth. and i go thru reading spiderman phases. [an aside: spiderman is not in the ms word spellcheck. he hasn't made it big yet, i guess] continuing on...maybe it will be the new oprah diet for hormonal women craving sweets. don't houswives watch oprah while eating bon bons? just buy a box of saltines, and when you crave that ben and jerry's cherry garcia in the freezer, just chew a saltine 100 times, your craving will be gone! ha ha. we laugh, but with oprah's marketing pull on women (look at what happened with that book club!) it may just take off. oprah, you can send my royalty checks to....

i wish i were an oscar myer wiener....why the fuck is that in my head?